After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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