There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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