so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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