He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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