my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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