just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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