i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize