I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
