he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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