I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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