were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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