white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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