I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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