I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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