I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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