Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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