this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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