About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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