im drinking this country out of the recession.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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