I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just high enough for therapy.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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