i would punch a child for taco bell
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We talked him into tasing himself.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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