you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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