at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
