No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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