Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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