So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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