I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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