their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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