redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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