i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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