Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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