you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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