Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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