The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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