Plan B is the new Plan A
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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