i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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