you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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