i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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