Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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