Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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