Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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