Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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