don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize