it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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