Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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