Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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