How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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