i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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