She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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