make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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