Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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