Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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