yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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