i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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