; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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