nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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